You found the hidden Willy page! Willy has several aliases (aliaii?): Wet Willy, Silly Willy, Slick Willy, Willy Nilly, Steamboat Willy, and Willful Willy. Willy is a black-and-tan short-haired dachshund pup, and is the center of the universe as far as he is concerned. He is able to train me faster than I can train him. In this contest of wills, Willy's winning--partly because he has more willpower, but also because he's smarter than I am. Willy does most of the creation of test questions for this class, by the way. So if you have a complaint with the content or the wording of a test question, take it up with him. He's pretty lenient if you give him something made of beef liver before making your request.